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20th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from All you need is something simple, with 6,063 notes

— farewell, warden!

            we’re counting on you.

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19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Fuck Yeah GC8 with 193 notes

fuckyeahgc8:

Fuck Yeah GC8 has love for the GF’s too!

19th September 2014

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19th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Oak Leaf Auto Salvage with 11 notes

oak-leaf-auto-salvage:

Spring weather in Wisconsin

oak-leaf-auto-salvage:

Spring weather in Wisconsin

17th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from KORRA. MAKO. YES. with 5,985 notes

These two.

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17th September 2014

Photo reblogged from The Beard Life Chose Me with 133,609 notes

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

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13th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm (not) a freshman now with 87,850 notes

nonblogsense:

Never not reblog.

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11th September 2014

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Norwegian WRC rally driver Petter Solberg has wonderful English skills.

  • It’s not only only to win this race
  • But but, it’s not only only ("not only only" = "ikke bare bare", norwegian expression/idiom roughly meaning something is hard to do)
  • When I came around the corner, it all went to hælvette ("helvete" = "hell")
  • I came with a great fart and disappeared as a prick in the sky ("fart" = "speed", "prick" = "dot")
  • I had a stop in the start (?)
  • I drived and then it was a sving and a sving til, så a stein and pang – I drived rett in the juletre.("sving" = "turn", "stein" = "rock", "pang" = "crash/smash", "juletre = christmas tree"... [wait, what?])
  • He is my wife in the car. Uh. No sex. (about map reader Phil Mills)
  • I had bad pigs in my deck ("pigg" = "studs", "dekk" = "tire", complaining about his studded tires)
  • I don’t know what you call it in England, but in Norway we call it “air condition!” (Thank you, Petter Solberg, for being the sunshine of my day!)
  • It’s not the fart that’s kill you, it’s the smell. ("smell" = impact)
  • The rat was loose. ("ratt" = "steering wheel")
  • In Norway we rape after dinner… and then the girspak got broken. ("rape" = "burp", "girspak" = "gear stick")
  • It was a moose in the engine. ("mus" [said like moose] = "mouse")
  • It was a very crap sving. ("krapp" = "sharp", "sving" = "bend")
  • I came around a sving, and veltet on the tak. ("sving" = "bend", "veltet on the tak" = "flipped my car over")
  • I had a very big fart, and suddenly I fucked off the road. (Some times you don't even need to say anything.)
  • We have a good cock where we sleep! ("cock" sounds like "kåk" = slang for house)
  • I tried to screw the rat in the place ("ratt" = "steering wheel", which had come off)
  • It was so much dog on the window (meant "dugg" = "dew")

5th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Open Your Eyes. with 185,836 notes

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

Source: never-let--it-die

3rd September 2014

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An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s about to launch you into the still-beating heart of your enemies for the glory of Odin.